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Things that amuse me

22 years old. Artsy, introverted, nerdy, easily amused. I'm a girl with a lot of varying interests that will pop up on this blog- hair care, skin care, knitting, kitties, dog training, coconut oil, cosplay, FF8, feminism, baking, cooking, Doctor Who, the Avatar series, Supernatural- all sorts of things!
I don't follow back unless I like your stuff.
Apr 24 '14

cannot unsee

image

this is the theme for tonight.

Apr 24 '14
"he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner)"
every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god  (via brood-of-froods)
Apr 24 '14
katt-d:

Just turned 18 and this is how I spend my nights…..

If it makes you feel any better, I asked for sock knitting lessons for my 21st birthday.

katt-d:

Just turned 18 and this is how I spend my nights…..

If it makes you feel any better, I asked for sock knitting lessons for my 21st birthday.

Apr 23 '14

lonewolfbookworm:

the feels during and after reading a book.

Apr 23 '14
lin-bei-fondle:

ja-haitian-nigga:

priceless 

*Toph voice* “NO ONE TOUCHES MY LINNY BEAR MOTHERFUCKER!”

lin-bei-fondle:

ja-haitian-nigga:

priceless 

*Toph voice* “NO ONE TOUCHES MY LINNY BEAR MOTHERFUCKER!”

(Source: ratchetness-righteousness)

Apr 23 '14

endthymes:

“does anyone else-” yes

“am i the only one who-” no

“is it weird that i-” probably not

Apr 22 '14
fishingboatproceeds:

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). The creator has acknowledged they made it up as a joke.

fishingboatproceeds:

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). The creator has acknowledged they made it up as a joke.

Apr 22 '14

thebiggestnerd:

So, real talk for a second guys

If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP.  Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed.  When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money.  A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better

Trufax. I has a piece-of-shit cellphone that always seemed to just LOVE calling the police if it felt the slightest bit of random pressure on the keypad. It seemed to think that if random buttons are hit then something was wrong and you were in trouble. Which is not a bad idea until you just have your phone in the big pocket of your hoodie and you just lean up against a counter and all of a sudden you hear a little voice going “Hello, this is 911, what’s your emergency?”. You’re not going to get in trouble if you apologize and say it was an accidental butt dial. 

Apr 22 '14
essence-of-ebony:

bleue-elefant:

babycakesbriauna:

loveistheessenceoflife:

sourcedumal:

haitian-sensati0n:

This made my night
lmaoooooo

Lmfaooo this baby

I tap out.

Best

I’m counting on somebody using this gif tomorrow.

She looking like NIGGA CAN I EAT IN PEACE PLEASE DAMN!

essence-of-ebony:

bleue-elefant:

babycakesbriauna:

loveistheessenceoflife:

sourcedumal:

haitian-sensati0n:

This made my night

lmaoooooo

Lmfaooo this baby

I tap out.

Best

I’m counting on somebody using this gif tomorrow.

She looking like NIGGA CAN I EAT IN PEACE PLEASE DAMN!

(Source: unabating)

Apr 21 '14

hamstr:

based on this text post:

mermaidsandmisandry:

dont ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire storyline and cry

except i will probably just skip to the cryING PART